You Cant Make this stuff up

When spelling struggles, spray paint, and a locked bedroom door collide…

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Life with Eleven Kids

We were 11 kids—6 girls and 5 boys. Nancy, Billy, John, Susan, Gina, Mary, Tisha, Barney, Mike, Sally, and Tom.

(Yup, Catholic.)

📚 Meet Mike: #9 in Line, and Struggling with Spelling

Mike, kid #9, had a tough time with spelling in grade school. The nuns tried everything: extra help in class, after-school drills, flashcards at home. Nothing stuck. Finally, Mom decided to call in backup—a private tutor.

After a couple of weeks, we finally saw some progress. It seemed like spelling might finally start making sense to Mike.

🎃 Then Came Halloween…

Halloween brought costumes, candy… and chaos.

Mike got his hands on a can of white spray paint. And for reasons known only to him, he spray-painted a very bad word—right on our neighbor’s brand-new brick columns.

Unfortunately for Mike, he was still a poor speller and a poor escape artist. The neighbors saw him making a very obvious getaway.

🚪 Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Trouble.

Soon, the neighbors were pounding on our door.

“Where are your parents?! We need to talk to them—now!”

Naturally, Mom and Dad were in their bedroom. Door locked, as always when the chaos reached DEFCON 2.

“Mom, Dad… the neighbors are here. And boy, are they mad.”

They had a system for these situations: flip a coin.

Mom lost.

😤 “What Kind of Parents Are You?!”

When she opened the door, the neighbors exploded:

“How could you let your child use such filthy language? Spray-painted on our brick columns, no less! Our children don’t even know words like that!”

They barely paused for breath.

And then, Mom—with the calm of a seasoned pro—replied:

“I just have one question… Did he spell it right?”

💬 Share Your Thoughts

Ever had a childhood mishap that became legendary in your family? Drop your story in the comments—we’d love to hear it!